lythy:

Nood Huntress Wizard. I entirely blame Kris and her amazing noods for this. Practice for anatomy and drawing boobs, because boobs are just great. I regret nothing. (◕‿◕✿)

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

avengette:

skoothsmin:

thattrollwiththehorns:

understanding-and-aware:

remember him?

i actually had forgotten about him

thank you for this

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…paid

The internet can bastardize it all it likes, Shrek was a great fuckin film.

This movie was my shit, I had it memorized word for word, song for song.

jhenne-bean:

stillcynicalstilladouche:

successfulmetalbenders:

danedini:

TEENNICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

What is happening, whaT JUST HAPPENED, I’M SCARED, HELP.

Really glad to not be the only one disturbed by this

OHMYGOD MORE WITNESSES.

That meme thing disturbed me so deeply. ..

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

sweetlynumb:

I was tempted to do one so I did one.

This guy has seen some shit.

reimaginethestars:

Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: 

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)